Someone purchased a pizza at work yesterday. I believe that it was the boss. I watched in horror and disbelief as Grimace put away 4 pieces of pizza without coming up for air. A pizza has 8 pieces- WTF entitles you to 4? There were 6 people on the office. If being close to 250 pounds entitles you to that... then I guess you get 4 pieces. I wasn't going to get in her way, it would be like fighting a rhino. Now not only can I say that she is utterly stupid, but also has the social graces of a drunk hippo. GRIMACE- IF YOU EVER READ THIS, QUIT, NOBODY WANTS YOU TO WORK THERE. YOU ARE A TAX DEDUCTION AND CHARITY CASE!!
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