The Dog Chases his Tail

Have you ever seen a dog chase its tail so fast that it just looks like this funny kind of hula hoop? That is what my boss looks like each day, except that he only has the attention span to do it for about 5 seconds. I swear- he changes his mind so many times about so many things, if you charted our course on a map, you'd end up making the pattern for a fucking quilt.