"Cleaner- Thy Name is Dirk Diggler!"

I’m writing this for the second time because the first time I wrote it, it got erased by accident. Don’t you hate that? You can never recreate what was done the first time. Maybe it will be better.

I took a phone call this morning from one of our accounts that is affiliated with a hospital that we do a lot of work for, at least until Tuesday. This morning one of their staff came in early to see a client. The client had to wait so the employee turned on the TV, which was on the “scrambled porn channel.” They couldn’t see anything, but “could sure hear it’ was what I was told on the phone. I bit my lip so hard to keep from laughing that I’m surprised that I don’t need reconstructive surgery. Anyway, I assure our account that we would speak to the cleaners and get to the bottom of this story.

Now here are a few scenarios that ran through my mind:

The people just wanted to get all freaky nana while at work.

The guy (who also works with his wife) wanted to listen to porn while at work.

The night Security Guard goes over there to “flog on ol’ Hank.”

Some juvenile put the channel on and then turned the TV off to be funny, which they were.

Someone just happened to turn off the TV on that channel because they weren’t paying any attention.


My bet is on # 3. Why? BECAUSE I KNOW MY SHIT! That is why.