This entry goes out to all of those companies like Playskool, Fisher Price, etc.. those of you that make kids toys and stuff. WHY OH WHY DO YOU PEOPLE PUT SO MUCH PACKAGING ON THOSE TOYS? Do you get paid by the sheer number of twist tie thingies that you put on each toy? Does NASA know that you have designed clear plastic that is virtually indestructible? Does that stuff stop a bullet? Maybe they should rent that stuff out like they rent the strollers at the mall- You certainly need it to go shopping nowadays.
Anyway- why is this stuff so hard to open that you need pliers? I know that you don’t want people touching the stuff that a kid will probably put in his/her mouth, but it really doesn’t have to be hermetically sealed either. I had to open a Thomas the Tank Engine toy the other day with a meat cleaver because my scissors wouldn’t cut through it. You need an Associates Degree to open most of that stuff. I wonder how many toys go unopened with the collective IQ of most Americans?
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Sealed up tighter than the public bid porcess in Ulster county
Ever wonder why our ER is so packed? Morans who can't open toys!
The Moran Faimly of Tivoli is not amused
Snoop Dogg taught me that. I find it funny, it is a cross between nonsense and ebonics, which is essentially nonsense in its own right.
There are some insane spelling errors on this post, some of them are mine, I think.
The Moran family huh?
Are they like the Griffen family?
Snoop Dogg taught me that. I find it funny, it is a cross between nonsense and ebonics, which is essentially nonsense in its own right.
There are some insane spelling errors on this post, some of them are mine, I think.
The Moran family huh?
Are they like the Griffen family?
The Morans are a Tivioli / Germantown bunch, and yes they are very much like the Griffens.
Many of them have worked the NDH, Thompson House, Ferncliff, cycle.
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