I do quite a bit of driving each day for work, either the daily commute or for work itself. I’ve seen a lot of strange signs this year, either temporary signs or permanent ones. Mark has a digital camera, but doesn’t have it with him enough to get good pics.
I saw this sign today on a Rollerink. “ VD Dance on Saturday February 12th.” WTF? Would you want to dance if you had VD? I wonder if that made it past the town elders in that beautiful town where FDR used to live?
In the same town, but on a different street, there is a Chinese Restaurant called “ Hung Far 2.” OK- Really? Is that supposed to be a funny joke or did somebody just not understand that “ Hung Far 2” or “Yeoung Ho 3” probably would make every kid under 15 laugh when they saw it ( anyone who doesn’t laugh when they see stuff like that just isn’t alive I’m sorry). I don’t think Hung Far is an appropriate name for a Chinese restaurant- but I’ll leave that be before you think I’m unseemly.
Anyway- I also saw the sign this year- (Insert name here) Deli- Home of the Original Meatbox. Now that is self explanatory, does “Needledicks Deli” really need to exploit that? What is next “Jon Doughs Bakery- Home of the Orgasmic Donut or We have the Doughiest Balls in Town.”
Best sign I saw all year was in beautiful Fishkill New York. There was a plumbing supply store with a magnetic sign under their permanent sign, someone changed the sign to the ever classic “Lick my Nuts.” Just about drove off of Rt. 9.
Anyone see any funnier signs recently?
Friday, February 11, 2005
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