The Samsonite Monkey

There is a temper tantrum going on downstairs, perpetuated by a 45+ year old male, who thinks everything is always inherently unfair. I can imagine that he is throwing himself around on the ground right now like a 3 year old chimpanzee (my second primate reference today, I know) and that he would probably fling his own poop around if he had a load in his pants.

As I sit here and can hear this tantrum going on, all I can do is laugh because the thought of a 45 year old man flinging his own feces around is funny as hell.