I watched some of theYankee/Red Sox game last night. It makes for good theatre. Anyhow, can someone tell me if it was during the All Star break or before that Curt Shilling replaced David Wells as the teams’ “Biggest Fat Ass Keg Drinker”? I’m just curious, but Curt looked like he ate David Wells. I know you hurt your ankle, but lifting your fork to your mouth isn’t exercise. I’m happy you got shelled. Now hit the treadmill.
To stay with sports stupidity: Isiah Thomas--- what are you thinking? You get a center who averages 4+ points per game. I’m sure you could coax Ewing or Herb Williams to suit up and get 4 points out of them too. I really do think Carl Malone knocked you retarded when he elbowed you. Can anyone say Yinka Dare? Not you Mark, I know you know.
Sports tidbit I overheard this week: “ The Internet kept Derek Jeter out of the All Star Game!”
Social Commentary from the deli: “ It’s muggy out, but I don’t feel like being mugged.” Followed up by, “Are you ready to go? I need my Methadone.”
The Chamber of Commerce put the planters out front again. I water and feed the flowers. Wednesday, I found two condoms (unused and wrapped, thank God) in there with a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. As I got my rubber gloves, no pun intended, to get that stuff out of the flowers, I thought “drinking Mad Dog and then trying to use a condom must be the equivalent of taking a train to Penn Station, it gives you a headache and it lasts for fucking ever.”
It’s 10:15—Do you know where your boss is, the VP, the Secretary, the anyone, anyone, anyone…. I should have brought my sticks. Good day for golf.
Have a nice weekend.
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After looking at the stats on Nba.com the life time stats for your new center are actualy worse than the carear stats of Jason Collins...
I am sorry.
I have no idea what the hell Thomas is doing, but let me say it is vintage Isiah.. he is in fact an idiot in a suit.
And yes I would drink with Yinka if I got the chance.
I was at teh office 12:30 Thursday and it was empty when I got there except for the book keeper
and some girl I don't know and did not talk to :)
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