Cockroaches

I'm helping to organize a golf tournament and one of the things I do is try to get businesses to donate something so the organization can give the stuff away as prizes so the golfers who do well don't go away with just a trophy. I had a few gift certificates that I had to drop off, so I took off on the 5 minute walk down there. As I merge out onto the street, I am behind a 25-28 year old woman. I walk about 25 feet and a guy comes running up to her from across the street. She throws up her hand when he reaches 5 feet away and says " Derogatory Racial Term- The N Word--- Please!!" He stands there bewildered as I walk past. Go about 100 feet, a guy in his parked car beeps and yells "come here!" She looks over her shoulder and says "whatever!" I keep walking. Another guy comes up, again from across the street and says, "I'm really, really mad at you..." She puts her hand in his face and tells him to "shut up." All this and she doesn't break a stride. I stopped in a store and got a Coke. When I came out after maybe 30 seconds she was down the street. Still more suitors/friends/former lovers/unknown people continuing their procession to speak to her, all with no hope of suceeding with the Pied Piper of Main Street.