So they came by this past Friday, Black Friday. They were the people from the Bureau. They were looking into what happened to Archie. They came the day after Thanksgiving, and they wanted to know what happened. It had been close to a month since Archie met his demise in front of that apple truck.
They came and did forensics on the area where it happened, measuring angles of descent, condition of the grass, the height of the wall, etc… Perhaps the most disturbing test involved smacking cadavers against a huge rock at terrific force. It was horrific, but in the name of science.
Poor Archie, the evidence of his demise is still present on the roadway despite the snowfall of last week and the road being plowed and salted.
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rest in peace, Archie; rest in peace
I'll vouch for you. You had nothin' to do with it. Maybe you can blame it on the Lembo Lake Monster...
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