Overheard in Poughkeepsie:
"I have a large family with a long line of a lot of money."
"Why do you do landscaping then?"
"For something to do."
"You watch too much Sopranos."
(From someone else nearby) "Ha Ha, Bada Bing Landscaping."
"They're picking on me :("
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"Get you hands out of my chips to you little scote."
As he walks over to his girl friend with a mouth full of stolen freetos.
I promplty give the bag of chips away to some one else.
on how many levels is that interaction abusive?
Well, in all reality, you could have called him a gay scrote.
I want to stomp him into the ground.
Bada Bing Landscaping
Assets: One gay scrote
Liabilities: Do we even *need* to ask?
Capital: The "B's" and "L"
Revenue: $50 after pocketing the rest
Expenses: $50K, a truck and Honda S2000
And the $50K in expenses is for a tacky gold necklace with the letters BBL made of diamonds.
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