"Upchuck On It"

Maybe you know the Beyonce song "Check On It." Stupid song, but thst is my opinion. After today it will make me want to vomit.

I went to the store down the street to get two things. A picture frame and a soda. What I got made me ill.

The overweight clerk, with no teeth and a "FOPA" was singing along to the song. "Ohhh Boy you lookin' like you like what you see.........

but please hold on while I put in my teeth, baby you can upchuck on it, even maybe vomit on it, go and weigh a fish on it, put some F.D.S. on it, kill a small rat on it, park a fleet of trucks on it, go and braid the hair on it, go gas Ted Bundy on it, go an lose your foot in it, maybe even put both feet in it.....

I could go on.

Scary. Between her and the eye guy..... Maybe the should have banned above ground nuclear testing earlier.