How is this for an appetizer to whet your appetite for the Super Bowl--- Yesterday, ABC showed the New York Knicks against the Houston Rockets at 12PM. Whooooopie! I'm watching two horrible and boring teams play basketball until 2:30 then in case you aren't sleeping already, you can watch 4 hours of pregame with Michael Irvin and his clueless crew, anchored by Chris Berman and his endless droning. On and on and on .
The Knicks suck. So do the Rockets. Would it have been so hard for the NBA to schedule Nets/Heat or Spurs/Mavericks or something that anyone cared to watch? I was tempted to gouge out my cartoid artery with the jagged edge of a pretzel ( a soft one at that).
The Stupor Bowl was just that. I turned it off and watched Sopranos reruns. When will the NFL figure it out that their officials officially smoke fat hog. There was some pretty bad officiating out there, not just this game, but throughout the playoffs. I think they should mike up that guy that plays Uncle Jun on the Sopranos and let him be the ref. At least he'd be funny.
This just in: The odds are in that Jerome Bettis will weigh in at 450 pounds by Super Bowl 41, 3 less that he weighed last night.
Shannon Sharpe wants to come out of retirement to wear that ridiculous "horse head" hat.
Bill Parcells said he can coax Bettis out of retirement if he allows him "to shop for his own groceries."
Herman Edwards says it is shameful that Bettis retired since he "should finish what he started."
Was it me or did the Rolling Stones flat out suck last night?
I think I saw a woman throw her shower cap at Mick Jagger. Another was asked to leave after she tried to throw her false teeth on stage.
" Mick- you're the best, you are the best looking Muppet Frank Oz ever did the voice for."
" Hmmmm Hmmmmm, Satisfaction , get no can I, Hmmmmm Hmmmmmm."
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