Do you remember what real business was about? Times when companies like IBM and and huge conglomerates were the thing? Enron anyone?
Do you think these companies would be caught dead doing any of this: My take is in this lovely hue called BLUE, or maybe as our liberal corporate types would call it, BLUE, but with all colors of the rainbow, lest we offend anyone
1) "You are now known as a Business Partner, not simply an employee." Sure assholes-- you are a partner-- that is until you ask for profit sharing.
2) " FMLA, of course you can take FMLA to care for your domestic partner." Uh huh, anyone know where Mitt Romney is at? Mayor West??
3) " If your skirt doesn't cover your kneecaps then you will be disciplined." By who? Sister Margaret? " I'll hit you with this yardstick......"
4) "Your mustache and beard must be neatly groomed at all times." We are talking about you too ladies. Too much arm hair is a no no.
5) "All employees must be in this country legally." Yeah, we saw how that worked back in May.
6) " You may take (1) day beareavement time for the death of a pet." If your pet is a cat, you need to work overtime. If your pet is a ferret, you should be hung --just kidding Mark.
7) " You tell them that where Mr. _ _ _ _ _ _ parks is none of their goddamn business." Heh heh heh.
8) "Honestly, I didn't drink 3 martinis with lunch on your dime." Heh heh heh.
9) "Boo, you got stabbed? Why, you stole someones bike? That shouldn't get you stabbed!" Get the F_ _ _ outta heeeyaahhh
10) " Open toes shoes are EVIL." Only if you have feet like Nosferatus hands.
6 comments:
So true So true: THE MASTER's wench works in a hospital and the newregulations make it impossible to be an efficient emplyee (business associate?) THE MASTER is enjoying his private party job
You may not agree with the rules, but they still remain the rules. If you don't like the rules you go work somewhere else.
My feet smell like Nosferatus hands does that count?
Does the masters wench know that "the wmasters wench" is her title?
(wink towards the horse shoe pit)
I'll tell all of ya about some new rules in a week or two. we can compare notes.
before that though I have to say, my skirt is below the knee.
I have ugly knees.
Anonymous said...
You may not agree with the rules, but they still remain the rules. If you don't like the rules you go work somewhere else.
Spoken like a true corporate clone.
What happens when the "new" rules are written and you fall out of favor with your boss?
Aww shucks! I try what can I say
If your boss doesn't like you, you go work somwhere else instead of complain all the time.
I wear big pants...
so my belt is tight
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