Friday, January 14, 2005

How You Like Me Now

My bosses wife is paranoid that if I get a memory stick and lose it (I wouldn’t) that our competition would get our pricing information or something. Or that they would steal our template for business proposals. I think that this is stupid, but after all, she does have a say. So I wont get the memory stick, but I will cut and paste our proposal template onto this blog. Why you ask? ‘Cause I want to so she shuts up and so Mark and I can laugh when I ask for a memory stick next time.
So here it is-feel free to copy it.

XXXXXXXXXX Maintenance, Inc.

Phone:

PROPOSAL

Company
Date
Address
Job Site
City, State & Zip

Contact

Telephone

XXXXXXXXXXXX is pleased to provide the following proposal for cleaning services at the above aforementioned location:

Scope of Work: Per Attached “Cleaning Service Agreement”

General: * Service will provided as noted.
*All chemicals will be provided by XXXX (disinfectants, glass cleaner, etc.)
*All tools and equipment will be provided by XXXX.
*Customer needs to provide adequate space for storage of all equipment.

This agreement may be cancelled by either party with 30 days written notice.

Contract period: Contract based on annual agreement.

Service fee: $ 4,225.00 per month
Sales Tax $ 348.56
Total Service Fee $ 4,573.56 per month

Terms: Invoices shall be issued monthly. Payments shall be Net Due.
All purchase/work orders must include the Total Service Fee amount.
If you are a tax exempt organization, please submit appropriate tax
Exempt certificate prior to commencement of work.

Authorized Signature – All material and workmanship
Guaranteed as specified. Note: This proposal may be withdrawn _________________________________________________
by us if not accepted within 30 days. Signature Date
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Acceptance of Proposal – The above prices, specifications __________________________________________________
and conditions are satisfactory and are hereby accepted. You are Signature Date
authorized to do work as specified. Payment will be made as __________________________________________________
outlined. Title (if applicable)


HA HA!

3 comments:

GM said...

You are right. I'm working on the new job thing right now. I don't bring the job home with me though, the blog is convenient to vent. You know "don't bottle it all up and stuff."

Anonymous said...

Hey, Maria let's me have a memory stick and it's got the entire companies Peachtree accounting files on it - talk about losing a memory stick! - The Bookkeeper

Mark said...

I think I even know where that is.
competiton can learn more about us by going to one bid opening, you can get every thing, hours ,$$per hour, hours backed out every thing.
Paranoia and abject stupidity seem to be flat mates.
Thanks for the margarita..I want one now.